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penishole:

So apparently there was a ‘zombie attack’ in Miami, Florida on Saturday. The ‘zombie’ was bare ass naked and eating another dude. The police told him to stop and he just turned and growled at the cop, so the cop shot him and he didn’t even react to it. The ‘zombie’ just kept freaking eating the…

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10knotes: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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littlefuckinglesbian: mathaniel: This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard. YES
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memewhore: peacelovepopsicles: tublicalor: quazza: sfrfaceplant: This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!  so sad. I say at least try it before you knock it…
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the-absolute-best-gifs: katelynfromcackalacky: that sucks Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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healthypenis: but
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antoniettepuyolt: Neal: My mom says women prefer guys with a good sense of humor. Bill: But, uh, you’re not funny. Neal: Screw you, I’m hilarious.
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last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
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